Hello my gentle and tender Dan! My love Dan I is very glad to receive today from you the letter. Your letters are always full of love and passions. I thank the God that it has presented us each other. My prince Dan and you is happy? You are glad that we have got acquainted with you? Know I never before not met such the man as you! You the finest the man on the ground. And I consider myself as the happiest girl on the ground because I have you Dan!
Dan forgive me for that that I did not write to you so long. I all time while was absent sat near to my grandmother. She very badly felt herself. But now to her it became good and now I can write to you. I very strongly missed under your letters and I hope that you too missed. Forgive me please once again. I every day recollect those days when we with you have each other found.
Dan I love you, you light of my dream. And you remember day of our acquaintance? Dan your image I see each instant, every day! I shall not throw you, you to me believe. At me the big desire to be beside together with you. I passion am overflowing, feelings accrue, ideas about you each other replace! For the sake of you I shall disappear, I shall burn down up to completely. If only, only you, you waited for me.
Friends speak me is impossible so further to live, I did not represent that it is possible so strongly to love. For me you king, a uniform string, I cannot go through separation from you. Minutes of misfortune I shall be near to you, I shall warm love, I shall embrace the hand. I shall press to the heart ready from love to blow up. You to me are more dear than all I is ready to admit.
Your deep breath, separation the friend without the friend excites me is not present anything is more sad. It is unimportant to wait, suffer, go through how many. Anything to me will not prevent you to love! The muse helps to write lines about love, I wait for you a kitten to me you are necessary only! Each second without you as a knife on heart, at night on you I grieve. Why we not together?
Dan you my God, you my destiny! In night silence I write about you verses, to see somewhat quicker you my dreams. Dan you as the drink of freedom is necessary to me believe. Twists my reason ruthless melancholy, a pain, feelings accrue, be with me always! I Miss and wait, to wait I hate, but I you love let everyone it hears. Except for you more nobody is necessary to me!
You all in my life. And I am ready on all for the sake of you mine Dan! My love Dan today I wish to present you my photo. Let it bears to you caress and love. In this photo I houses at a window, I miss, to me it is a little bit lonely.
I hope that I am fast too I can receive from you your photos. I with impatience shall wait for them...
For ever yours and only yours Svetlana.
I really need to start writing broken English poetry.
Hello my dear sweet Svetlana!
At you is thanks for reply again from letter mine, much love I to receive your letters, they make always much radiant the day mine! I too praise Allah that at you to me reception make! I am very much pleased that at you me to make the meeting through phone connection computer acquired access to make mine acquaintance.
I am glad your grandmother felt herself good, I hope she enjoys it! To be pleasant of the health makes the mind more enjoy it the life. I today still recall on the occasion which we made the acquaintance with you, it was fond! Your images are still held in difficult control of computer, I very much enjoy at me to view them.
I would never throw you, we too sewn togetherness in emotions! I heartfelt desires explosion create, nothing to think of at me for other thoughts except for you! To me you would make value for maneuver to acquire the meeting in which we to acquire each other. Please not make impossibility to further do life, we are required to do this more so I can acquire more the funds to make flight for the seeing of you!
I much would love you to embrace the hand and press to the heart, but I fear I would blow up, for heart yours would near certainty make explosion of me! Please not make much the grief while awaiting the heart mine, I will someday at you be to make us become us! I would wait tables if necessary to make me fly to you. I am the hope that much work in the time of the warmth to make at me more finances appear, so destination you is acquired!
I wait cannot to hear from you in electronic letter again, please email back soon! I will try to remember to make purchase of new camera during shop in days of next. Much love to be received from me-
Dan
Saturday, December 18, 2010
ESL Dating #55: Don’t let the sun go down on me, leave that to scarlet :)
Hello My Dear Dan!!!!
How are you today? Dan I hope that you were not afflicted on me! Excuse that could not write to you yesterday. Easier me have urgently caused for work. Dan I am very tired because did not sleep all the night long. It was necessary to me much work.
Dan I thought of you. Thought of that than you are engaged at present and it has helped me to work all the night long! Ideas on you and give your letters to me to energy and forces. Dan I am very glad that we have met you. I still never met such the man as you. And I hope that our attitudes on it not will stop and will get even greater force.
Dan I yesterday on work have laid down to sleep. And when I have closed eyes began to dream. You know about what? I dreamed of that as we walk together on sandy coast on which except for us anybody is not present. You went beside with me, having taken me for a hand. And silently gentle words and compliments whispered in me ear. I was simply in the seventh sky with happiness.
Then you have called me to sweep on your yacht, to show me as the decline is fine. You have brought me to the finest place on the ground where the scarlet decline was seen, around sang birds and except for us a number was silence and rest. We danced on a background of this decline and drank champagne. I was simply happy. And then you have presented me the a gentle kiss.
But unfortunately then I have woken up. And me was so it is not a pity that I could still hardly take pleasure in this dream. As though I wanted that all my dreams became a reality. Dan know I want that you sent me of your photos more. I every day wait for them with impatience. Today I wish to send you a photo on which I and my girlfriend in work. I hope that it to like you. I with impatience shall wait for your letter.
Yours and only yours Svetlana.
The scarlet decline=the sunset! Isn’t that awesome?!
Greetings at you Svetlana!
It is a splendid day today, the sun is at most radiant, the winged creatures are performing songs in a most harmonious tune, and my shoes are tied! At me is much work as of the days recent, but most happiness I find at the dwelling mine in my time of not being at employment location. We would love to meet the woman as you, for woman you are once in a time of life, and that is not many!
Thank you for telling me of your dream, now I to have dreams of your person also. At me in a dream is your person in a form of a mermaid, and we swim and play in a large body of water with the dolphins. The scarlet haired girl declined at me again, just as she did in your dream, and wow, she left me empty, it was much the sexy time! You and I had fun also afterwards, we shared many hugs and kisses.
Then we transport to the shore and express affection on the beach. I cover your body in a delicious chocolate sauce and we both enjoy it much, but then I wake up and realize I have to go pee immediately! I have close call but narrowly to make avoidance of urination in mine pants! I took much pleasure in this dream, can you give it to me again? I would like it if you decline not in the background this time, you should go at me much closer, it would be fine.
I will bring the champagne in dream again; I will even bring extra so I can pour it on you. Today I try to add new picture, picture of me is older, when the hair was shorter. I await yours next letter and picture; much anxiously await me to see reply you!
Yours, yours, and yours exclusively,
Dan
How are you today? Dan I hope that you were not afflicted on me! Excuse that could not write to you yesterday. Easier me have urgently caused for work. Dan I am very tired because did not sleep all the night long. It was necessary to me much work.
Dan I thought of you. Thought of that than you are engaged at present and it has helped me to work all the night long! Ideas on you and give your letters to me to energy and forces. Dan I am very glad that we have met you. I still never met such the man as you. And I hope that our attitudes on it not will stop and will get even greater force.
Dan I yesterday on work have laid down to sleep. And when I have closed eyes began to dream. You know about what? I dreamed of that as we walk together on sandy coast on which except for us anybody is not present. You went beside with me, having taken me for a hand. And silently gentle words and compliments whispered in me ear. I was simply in the seventh sky with happiness.
Then you have called me to sweep on your yacht, to show me as the decline is fine. You have brought me to the finest place on the ground where the scarlet decline was seen, around sang birds and except for us a number was silence and rest. We danced on a background of this decline and drank champagne. I was simply happy. And then you have presented me the a gentle kiss.
But unfortunately then I have woken up. And me was so it is not a pity that I could still hardly take pleasure in this dream. As though I wanted that all my dreams became a reality. Dan know I want that you sent me of your photos more. I every day wait for them with impatience. Today I wish to send you a photo on which I and my girlfriend in work. I hope that it to like you. I with impatience shall wait for your letter.
Yours and only yours Svetlana.
The scarlet decline=the sunset! Isn’t that awesome?!
Greetings at you Svetlana!
It is a splendid day today, the sun is at most radiant, the winged creatures are performing songs in a most harmonious tune, and my shoes are tied! At me is much work as of the days recent, but most happiness I find at the dwelling mine in my time of not being at employment location. We would love to meet the woman as you, for woman you are once in a time of life, and that is not many!
Thank you for telling me of your dream, now I to have dreams of your person also. At me in a dream is your person in a form of a mermaid, and we swim and play in a large body of water with the dolphins. The scarlet haired girl declined at me again, just as she did in your dream, and wow, she left me empty, it was much the sexy time! You and I had fun also afterwards, we shared many hugs and kisses.
Then we transport to the shore and express affection on the beach. I cover your body in a delicious chocolate sauce and we both enjoy it much, but then I wake up and realize I have to go pee immediately! I have close call but narrowly to make avoidance of urination in mine pants! I took much pleasure in this dream, can you give it to me again? I would like it if you decline not in the background this time, you should go at me much closer, it would be fine.
I will bring the champagne in dream again; I will even bring extra so I can pour it on you. Today I try to add new picture, picture of me is older, when the hair was shorter. I await yours next letter and picture; much anxiously await me to see reply you!
Yours, yours, and yours exclusively,
Dan
ESL Dating Reply #47: Dan On The Run
Hello Dan!!!
It was very pleasant to me to read your letter now. I am very glad that we have found each other. I think that to both of us very much has carried. I think that you very good person. And I wished to learn about you as much as possible. I hope that you will hide nothing from me as well as I from you. I know that we with you can find common language.
How are you doing Dan? I hope that at all of you perfectly. Today there was a just fine sunny day! And how at you there with weather? Dan know I would like to tell today to you little bit more about itself. As I to you already told I work nurse in local hospital. To like me my work. I like to help people. Know Dan as pleasantly to receive from patients for your help their smile. It is very pleasant to look at people who are pleased lives. This feeling simply to not describe words.
I Work already almost 6 years. I medical have finished college in city Igevsk. Also has received specialty degree pediatric. After the termination college I have arrived back to myself to city as in our hospital there were no workers. I live together with my mum in a small apartment. We with it have enough place in it. We with it as two best girlfriends. We can talk about all. And never the friend about the friend we hide nothing.
And you Dan have a family? Tell to me about it? I with pleasure shall listen about it! Simply I wish to learn as there live people in other country. As I still never was outside the country. And very much would like to visit, look all world there. But while it only dreams which I hope that sometime become a reality.
Dan I shall not tell that I the happiest person on the ground. In fact I grew without the father. I never saw it. I do not know why my mum has missed it, but likely on it were very much greater the reasons. And you have a father? Tell to me more about your family? About traditions of your family? I very much would like to learn about it! Dan I promise you that I too shall answer all your questions. In fact I very much want that we have learned each other. Dan today I send you a photo where I am at home. I shall wait for your letters.
Svetlana.
I want to go to Termination college! Just think about the possibility of their nationwide ads-”Someday, you too could be a T-1000!”
Hello Svetlana!
It was very much pleasant at me to receive reply to reply from me to you. I am glad I found you too, I never was good at those Where’s Waldo things, so I acknowledge I am very lucky! I will to hid nothing from you, I was in the jail for a difficult minute; no, wait, make that a difficult three years until; my brother got me out. If you’re ever there, that tiny little cutting device in the cake really does work!
I speak English well, but if you throw a little Russian at me, I will know some. Just don’t hit me in the head with it, cranium mine very fragile. At all of me is satisfactorily, the weather go to pleasant, I to work as waiter in restaurant, bad wages but great tips! A man once told me, "Never take a wooden nickel".
I hate people, I wish someone would just push them off cliff when they annoy me. Today at restaurant is a lot of persons who say, "uh", every other time they say something. "Yeah, uh, I will have uh, the...." I keep wanting to hear one say, "duh" after the “uh” .
You went to the termination college? Did you get to meet either Robert Patrick or Arnold Schwarzenegger? They were both Terminators, so I would assume they’re alumni. That hot chick from Terminator 3 would be cool to meet too. There’s a couple scenes in that movie where if you pause it at the just the right place, you can really check out that hot body of hers. I am glad to hear you are back to yourself, I was a celebrity for a while once. It was very weird; well worth the money though, those Hollywood guys are chick magnets, and even when they’re not, they can always afford an escort service.
I hide nothing about my friends either, my best friend is one of those only out to get laid kind of guys, and he’s on Yahoo too. I have family, two brothers, Billy Joe Bubba John Jimbob, and Crazy Legs Charlie Horse. We call him crazy legs because he was hit by car, and he walks all funny, so we make fun of him for it. I have not seen him since I got out of jail, but I will try to contact him at some point. Billy Joe might be the happiest person underground, I’m not so sure he survived the gun battle. He’s wanted to die ever since Britney had her meltdown & lost the kids. He’s tried to get locked up in the same loony house as her, but no luck yet.
I see one thing we have in common now-I grew up without the father too! I only knew of the spirit and the holy ghost, and Bucky Ray, the Satan chaser downer. My other two personalities are bigger fans of him than I am. I’ll introduce you to them next time, I have to go soon before they find me, I’ll talk to you later!
Your forever,
Dan on the Run.
It was very pleasant to me to read your letter now. I am very glad that we have found each other. I think that to both of us very much has carried. I think that you very good person. And I wished to learn about you as much as possible. I hope that you will hide nothing from me as well as I from you. I know that we with you can find common language.
How are you doing Dan? I hope that at all of you perfectly. Today there was a just fine sunny day! And how at you there with weather? Dan know I would like to tell today to you little bit more about itself. As I to you already told I work nurse in local hospital. To like me my work. I like to help people. Know Dan as pleasantly to receive from patients for your help their smile. It is very pleasant to look at people who are pleased lives. This feeling simply to not describe words.
I Work already almost 6 years. I medical have finished college in city Igevsk. Also has received specialty degree pediatric. After the termination college I have arrived back to myself to city as in our hospital there were no workers. I live together with my mum in a small apartment. We with it have enough place in it. We with it as two best girlfriends. We can talk about all. And never the friend about the friend we hide nothing.
And you Dan have a family? Tell to me about it? I with pleasure shall listen about it! Simply I wish to learn as there live people in other country. As I still never was outside the country. And very much would like to visit, look all world there. But while it only dreams which I hope that sometime become a reality.
Dan I shall not tell that I the happiest person on the ground. In fact I grew without the father. I never saw it. I do not know why my mum has missed it, but likely on it were very much greater the reasons. And you have a father? Tell to me more about your family? About traditions of your family? I very much would like to learn about it! Dan I promise you that I too shall answer all your questions. In fact I very much want that we have learned each other. Dan today I send you a photo where I am at home. I shall wait for your letters.
Svetlana.
I want to go to Termination college! Just think about the possibility of their nationwide ads-”Someday, you too could be a T-1000!”
Hello Svetlana!
It was very much pleasant at me to receive reply to reply from me to you. I am glad I found you too, I never was good at those Where’s Waldo things, so I acknowledge I am very lucky! I will to hid nothing from you, I was in the jail for a difficult minute; no, wait, make that a difficult three years until; my brother got me out. If you’re ever there, that tiny little cutting device in the cake really does work!
I speak English well, but if you throw a little Russian at me, I will know some. Just don’t hit me in the head with it, cranium mine very fragile. At all of me is satisfactorily, the weather go to pleasant, I to work as waiter in restaurant, bad wages but great tips! A man once told me, "Never take a wooden nickel".
I hate people, I wish someone would just push them off cliff when they annoy me. Today at restaurant is a lot of persons who say, "uh", every other time they say something. "Yeah, uh, I will have uh, the...." I keep wanting to hear one say, "duh" after the “uh” .
You went to the termination college? Did you get to meet either Robert Patrick or Arnold Schwarzenegger? They were both Terminators, so I would assume they’re alumni. That hot chick from Terminator 3 would be cool to meet too. There’s a couple scenes in that movie where if you pause it at the just the right place, you can really check out that hot body of hers. I am glad to hear you are back to yourself, I was a celebrity for a while once. It was very weird; well worth the money though, those Hollywood guys are chick magnets, and even when they’re not, they can always afford an escort service.
I hide nothing about my friends either, my best friend is one of those only out to get laid kind of guys, and he’s on Yahoo too. I have family, two brothers, Billy Joe Bubba John Jimbob, and Crazy Legs Charlie Horse. We call him crazy legs because he was hit by car, and he walks all funny, so we make fun of him for it. I have not seen him since I got out of jail, but I will try to contact him at some point. Billy Joe might be the happiest person underground, I’m not so sure he survived the gun battle. He’s wanted to die ever since Britney had her meltdown & lost the kids. He’s tried to get locked up in the same loony house as her, but no luck yet.
I see one thing we have in common now-I grew up without the father too! I only knew of the spirit and the holy ghost, and Bucky Ray, the Satan chaser downer. My other two personalities are bigger fans of him than I am. I’ll introduce you to them next time, I have to go soon before they find me, I’ll talk to you later!
Your forever,
Dan on the Run.
ESL Dating Reply #45:Empty Invention?
This one might not last too long, she’s already referring to herself as my girlfriend, so I imagine she’ll be asking for money pretty quickly. By the way, coincidentally-you guys will never believe this part-she is also currently out of town! So I am wondering, is she going to get mugged, which will leave her robbed of her plane ticket money home, or will she simply have a family emergency overseas which will require her to ask me for money? There’s always a really good twist when it comes to their financial needs, but it usually falls on my shoulders, which means she’ll be up a certain creek & lacking said paddles.
Hello Dan!!!
Know I is very glad that you have answered me. About one today I thought that it is simply empty invention. But now I see that was mistaken! Dan I very strongly wish to find here the present love. Many people speak what to find the person with which will be ready to lead all remained life on the Internet simply not probably.
My girlfriends speak that here many people which are ready to deceive and play on feelings of people. But I hope that you very decent person and too search for the present love. Dan I on the internet the person new and for the present do not know much. But I hope that our acquaintance to proceed and you can learn me to many things. Dan I am very glad that in such boundless space the internet I have found you! You were spoken sometime that by you very nice the man? And for me would be the big pleasure to learn you better. I hope that you can to love me. In fact I still never got acquainted with the man thus. For me it that was new.
Dan together with my letter I send you my photo that you could present with whom you talk. On it a photo, I am on a holiday in our city! I too with impatience shall look forward to hearing from you also your photos! Write to me I very much I wait.
Your new girlfriend Svetlana.
I’m still a little puzzled about what an empty invention is, but hopefully she’ll clear that up in the reply.
Hello Svetlana!
I too am glad that you have replied to my email, it not was being invention of emptiness. I too very much strongly have the desire to find the current emotional counterpart which counters mine, which must be countered because it currently not countered.
I loneliness the experience of large amounts of time, and necessity it is for good woman to be the salvation from such experience. Deceiving is not of intentions mine, I here to look for the love. I am required by myself to ask the question-are you origination arrival from Russia to Pueblo?
I very much have the weakness for women of Russia, I even to make study myself the language! I too the person new on internet, I have been to the Yahoo site since the two weeks past, and many women replies not. Even when I send emails again and again, they simply say "stop emailing or I block you" or sometimes they get restraining order.
But they do not see the real person, me, the nice man, who simply yearns for love and affection. They see picture, not personality, not heart, words, but not the real me, for I in the person am infectious, and not with disease, but fun! At me to you is the good hearted man, who will treat you like Queen, I will be your Bohemian Rhapsody.
I very much want to know more you, so say more you for at me is the good listener, my person will hear all spoken by you. I photo new not yet of mine, but at further moment will add new batteries on camera for the creation of me. So, what holiday they have on your city, or which city are you in? I was guessing you are Russian, am I close? I hope to again hear from you soon, for meeting of us would be splendid! We should get together and make great big pot of borsch when you make the return. email soon you, much anxiously I await,
goodbye for now!
Your new boyfriend Dan
Hello Dan!!!
Know I is very glad that you have answered me. About one today I thought that it is simply empty invention. But now I see that was mistaken! Dan I very strongly wish to find here the present love. Many people speak what to find the person with which will be ready to lead all remained life on the Internet simply not probably.
My girlfriends speak that here many people which are ready to deceive and play on feelings of people. But I hope that you very decent person and too search for the present love. Dan I on the internet the person new and for the present do not know much. But I hope that our acquaintance to proceed and you can learn me to many things. Dan I am very glad that in such boundless space the internet I have found you! You were spoken sometime that by you very nice the man? And for me would be the big pleasure to learn you better. I hope that you can to love me. In fact I still never got acquainted with the man thus. For me it that was new.
Dan together with my letter I send you my photo that you could present with whom you talk. On it a photo, I am on a holiday in our city! I too with impatience shall look forward to hearing from you also your photos! Write to me I very much I wait.
Your new girlfriend Svetlana.
I’m still a little puzzled about what an empty invention is, but hopefully she’ll clear that up in the reply.
Hello Svetlana!
I too am glad that you have replied to my email, it not was being invention of emptiness. I too very much strongly have the desire to find the current emotional counterpart which counters mine, which must be countered because it currently not countered.
I loneliness the experience of large amounts of time, and necessity it is for good woman to be the salvation from such experience. Deceiving is not of intentions mine, I here to look for the love. I am required by myself to ask the question-are you origination arrival from Russia to Pueblo?
I very much have the weakness for women of Russia, I even to make study myself the language! I too the person new on internet, I have been to the Yahoo site since the two weeks past, and many women replies not. Even when I send emails again and again, they simply say "stop emailing or I block you" or sometimes they get restraining order.
But they do not see the real person, me, the nice man, who simply yearns for love and affection. They see picture, not personality, not heart, words, but not the real me, for I in the person am infectious, and not with disease, but fun! At me to you is the good hearted man, who will treat you like Queen, I will be your Bohemian Rhapsody.
I very much want to know more you, so say more you for at me is the good listener, my person will hear all spoken by you. I photo new not yet of mine, but at further moment will add new batteries on camera for the creation of me. So, what holiday they have on your city, or which city are you in? I was guessing you are Russian, am I close? I hope to again hear from you soon, for meeting of us would be splendid! We should get together and make great big pot of borsch when you make the return. email soon you, much anxiously I await,
goodbye for now!
Your new boyfriend Dan
ESL Dating Reply #44: The Saga of the Very Vigorous and Rectilinear Girl
I spotted this one by accident, I swear it was just plain luck. Here is her "about me’ section in her profile, which made it a dead giveaway:
That I could tell about myself, the simple and cheerful girl, sometimes timid, dreaming of the prince on a white game, I like walks on parks, coast of the rivers and lakes, rest on fresh air, I like to laugh. Very vigorous and rectilinear girl. The romantic soul, is pleasant to sit evenings at home, to make a fine supper, to look transfers or films on the TV. I will tell to you more at our personal conversation. I search for the fair and decent man who can really give to the girl happiness, care and love. I as would like to find the father for our future children! Today I do not have children, but I hope, that there is a man who wishes to have a family and to have children! I know, that was not present in the world of ideal people, but the love exists! My search of the man understanding, with a segment of humor, cheerful, cheerful and at the same time serious and exact. I hope, that there are such men in it the world.
And now, the email I sent her. "In a world where cruel & heartless bastards like me send emails poking fun at bad English, one man would rise above all else and make English more unrecognizable than …"
O.K., seriously, here you go:
Здравствуите! (pronounced zdravstvootye in English)
I to make the view of profile yours, and enjoyment much by I. I, I like games, but I am not sure what meant you by white games, I hope you not the racist? I like Scrabble and Monopoly, and Risk. and Ms. Pac Man. I also like rest on fresh air, oxygen is good for the body, for we would die without it. I look at transfers as well, they are scattered all over the floor on the bus. I try to avoid the ones nearby the smelly homeless guy though. I can give happiness, as it is free with the purchase of any medium sized drink. As seen by you, I do have a segment of humor, and the heart of goodness, so please to tell more of you?
That I could tell about myself, the simple and cheerful girl, sometimes timid, dreaming of the prince on a white game, I like walks on parks, coast of the rivers and lakes, rest on fresh air, I like to laugh. Very vigorous and rectilinear girl. The romantic soul, is pleasant to sit evenings at home, to make a fine supper, to look transfers or films on the TV. I will tell to you more at our personal conversation. I search for the fair and decent man who can really give to the girl happiness, care and love. I as would like to find the father for our future children! Today I do not have children, but I hope, that there is a man who wishes to have a family and to have children! I know, that was not present in the world of ideal people, but the love exists! My search of the man understanding, with a segment of humor, cheerful, cheerful and at the same time serious and exact. I hope, that there are such men in it the world.
And now, the email I sent her. "In a world where cruel & heartless bastards like me send emails poking fun at bad English, one man would rise above all else and make English more unrecognizable than …"
O.K., seriously, here you go:
Здравствуите! (pronounced zdravstvootye in English)
I to make the view of profile yours, and enjoyment much by I. I, I like games, but I am not sure what meant you by white games, I hope you not the racist? I like Scrabble and Monopoly, and Risk. and Ms. Pac Man. I also like rest on fresh air, oxygen is good for the body, for we would die without it. I look at transfers as well, they are scattered all over the floor on the bus. I try to avoid the ones nearby the smelly homeless guy though. I can give happiness, as it is free with the purchase of any medium sized drink. As seen by you, I do have a segment of humor, and the heart of goodness, so please to tell more of you?
ESL Dating Reply #26: better late than never
Okay dear, but I would also love to be with you there because I can really see you are enjoying and did you tell your uncle about me, and also concerning my what I mean was that he is dead that mean is late, so you are the only one I have as a man family, so I want
you to reply quick because I really want to be with you there .
Bye love.
There's a fine line between hitting below the belt, and just flat out punching someone in the toe! I can't even see the line after this one, the line is like a dot to me!
Hello again Laura!
Sorry I didn't get to tell my uncle about you, he dropped me off and my flight got delayed, but I just got in from flying, and boy are my arms tired!
I'm sorry I misinterpreted your what I mean, that's sad that your father died, but I know what you mean about him being late, dead people never show up on time for anything!
So when you say I am your only man family, did you mean you find out somehow that we are related? My father was quite the ladies man, it wouldn't surprise me if he slept with your mom too. Well, I have got to unpack and plan something for a late dinner, I didn't eat during that long, long flight because airline food is disgusting. Good night for now, sis!
Dan (by name)
Additional pedestrian note: This entry was also videotaped at the book signing I did:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laPm58-5mbo&feature=related
you to reply quick because I really want to be with you there .
Bye love.
There's a fine line between hitting below the belt, and just flat out punching someone in the toe! I can't even see the line after this one, the line is like a dot to me!
Hello again Laura!
Sorry I didn't get to tell my uncle about you, he dropped me off and my flight got delayed, but I just got in from flying, and boy are my arms tired!
I'm sorry I misinterpreted your what I mean, that's sad that your father died, but I know what you mean about him being late, dead people never show up on time for anything!
So when you say I am your only man family, did you mean you find out somehow that we are related? My father was quite the ladies man, it wouldn't surprise me if he slept with your mom too. Well, I have got to unpack and plan something for a late dinner, I didn't eat during that long, long flight because airline food is disgusting. Good night for now, sis!
Dan (by name)
Additional pedestrian note: This entry was also videotaped at the book signing I did:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laPm58-5mbo&feature=related
ESL Dating Reply #25: Dis"grace"ful Return
I’m getting more bold, I actually emailed her to start this series!
Greetings many at you! I am Dan, and I like picture you! Please do tell more to me of you?
She responded-
Hello it been nice to read from you. I am Laura by name from Florida and I am right away now in west Africa Nigeria. I am light and also I am easy going, honest, kind. I lost my dad last year ago when he was traveling to China with some Chinses men’s, and my mom lives here in West Africa. I do study art work and 29 yes old I will tell you more about me and if you do have your Yahoo ID, here is my ID ***********@yahoo.com
I still have yet to meet any of Chinses men. I hope he’s not a mobster.
Hello again Laura! Many pleasantries are directed at you. I am currently at Airport in Sydney, Australia, getting ready to fly home. I have a rich uncle who flew me out there to visit, it was nice. My Uncle Sam is a good man, he loves seeing others happy, even if he does have to deficit spend.
I am sorry to hear you lost your dad. Where did you lose him, and do you think they will ever find him? I once was lost, but now am found, was blind but now I see. Maybe these Chinses men can help find him since they lost him in the first place?
Well, good luck in the search for your dad, I hope you find him soon! I have to go now to do some homework, I am back in school studying Russian, and I really need to polish my Shoes. Goodbye for now!
Dan (by name)
Note of pedestrian:
Here is the link to the video of me reading this one with my friend Laura at my book signing at Poor Richards on June 23rd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7J9ctxE0OE
Greetings many at you! I am Dan, and I like picture you! Please do tell more to me of you?
She responded-
Hello it been nice to read from you. I am Laura by name from Florida and I am right away now in west Africa Nigeria. I am light and also I am easy going, honest, kind. I lost my dad last year ago when he was traveling to China with some Chinses men’s, and my mom lives here in West Africa. I do study art work and 29 yes old I will tell you more about me and if you do have your Yahoo ID, here is my ID ***********@yahoo.com
I still have yet to meet any of Chinses men. I hope he’s not a mobster.
Hello again Laura! Many pleasantries are directed at you. I am currently at Airport in Sydney, Australia, getting ready to fly home. I have a rich uncle who flew me out there to visit, it was nice. My Uncle Sam is a good man, he loves seeing others happy, even if he does have to deficit spend.
I am sorry to hear you lost your dad. Where did you lose him, and do you think they will ever find him? I once was lost, but now am found, was blind but now I see. Maybe these Chinses men can help find him since they lost him in the first place?
Well, good luck in the search for your dad, I hope you find him soon! I have to go now to do some homework, I am back in school studying Russian, and I really need to polish my Shoes. Goodbye for now!
Dan (by name)
Note of pedestrian:
Here is the link to the video of me reading this one with my friend Laura at my book signing at Poor Richards on June 23rd: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7J9ctxE0OE
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